ARTIST: Monty Python TITLE: Penis Song D7 G Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis A7 D D7 Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong D7 It's swell to have a stiffy G G7 E7 It's divine to own a dick A7 From the tiniest little tadger D A7 D To the world's biggest prick -- D7 G So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas A7 D A7 D Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake D7 Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend G G7 E7 Your Percy or your cock A7 You can wrap it up in ribbons D A7 D You can slip it in your sock C C#dim7 But don't take it out in public G B7 E7 Or they will stick you in the dock A7 D7 G D7 G And you won't come back OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH